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Dear Cigarettes,

We've been together for a extended time, 13 age off and on I'd say. It's been a liking - dislike intensely affinity. I know, I know, We've had every good enough modern times. I bear in mind once we initial met; my friend introduced us. I noticed how you were e'er location for him, specially at nerve-racking present. I was jealous. I contemplation you were the buddy I'd been lacking. I meditation I needful organism near me for the hard times. So, I started deed to know you. The laughable piece is I didn't similar to you more than at primary. You gave me a headache. I vowed to ne'er get with you on a everlasting argument. So noticeably for that vow, back I knew it you'd won me over and done with. I became a smoker. And it was solid....for nearly 2 seconds.

The way I see it, this human relationship is a sucker's do business. It's all bad on my end. Oh sure, I pay out the ash for you, but what do I get in return? Nothing! Oh I forgot, I get to age faster, I get sickly teeth, my vesture stink, my lungs clog, my sinuses congest, my wallet's lighter, my partner complains and my son ask sensitive fully grown questions he shouldn't have to ask. You aren't any devout for me. So I've ready-made a big ruling chromatic. Oh Yes, it's move to this....

I discontinue you! Don't watch at me suchlike that. Stay ended here. Get your mitt off my genu. I'm serious! I have it in mind it. I inevitability to exhibit my son that his dad can kick this dim-witted way. I'm unrefreshed of redolent same an receptacle. I'm travel-worn of stinking up the provide lodgings near you, fidgeting on long-drives, having to vindication myself during family-time honorable to advance clip near you. You're not worthy it. It's distasteful what I've let you change direction me into. I'm amended than that. Besides; quite a lot of associate you are?!? You're humorous me!

Okay, okay, the concluding duo of years minus you have been a battle, but it's a scrimmage I'm going to win. I'm in this for the weeklong pull. There will be no winning you hindmost. How do I feel? Baby, I get the impression good, existent peachy. Smell this top. What do you smell? Cologne. Not smoke! See, I quality unrestricted and no thing how a great deal you wish and beg I'm never active hindmost to you. You've scarf decent from me: My Health, My Money and best of all My Time. Good riddance, Butt Head! It's terminated. You're history!

Signed:

Timothy Crawford - A Non-Smoker